CHAPTER 1
Telling lies in NEVER a good idea. Once I told my friends I was a sausage roll. When they finally believed me the squirted me with tomato ketchup and bit me on the leg.
'STOP IT ' I had to shout In the end. I AM NOT A SAUSAGE ROLL I AM A HUMAN BEING! That taught me a lesson. I tell you I don't tell lies any more. EVER .So believe me when I say that the story I am about to tell you is ABSOLUTELY TRUE. It's important that you know and understand this, because it is quite an extraordinary story. And funny. This is a mistake. Just because humans can read and write and use knives, forks and computers they think there better then other animals. How stupid! Did you know that squirrels can hide 10,0000 in the woods and remember where every single one is?Did you know frogs can sleep with there eyes open. Can you? A cat can like it's own bottom! How clever is that?
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RandomCHAPTER 1 Telling lies is NEVER a good idea. Once I told my friends I was a sausage roll . I really definitely was. When they finally believed me, they squirted me with tomato ketchup and bit me on the leg. I had to shout at them in the end. I AM N...
