time to shake what your mama gave you

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After getting diamont cleaned up, the otters continued their journey to the club. After arriving, the group was met by a burly guard, who refused to let them in.
"Look, you have to be gay to get in."
Lirindi and marckenzie hopped right past the bodyguard laughing at the rest of their friends over their shoulders. Looking from the club to her boyotter, Tatiana scurried inside. That left erllies, diamont, and mal. Erllies swallowed his pride and grabbed diamonts hand, diamonts stomach started to churn and just as bile began to rise, erllies pulled diamont into the club.
"Well shit." Mumbled mal.
She grumbled as she reluctantly scampered in.
Inside, music blared and shirtless men and women were lying scattered across the floor. Were they dead? Who knows. In the corner, six inconspicuous otters looked around the crowd. They didn't know what they were looking for, but someone in a dark trenchcoat and fedora told them to watch for ''a sign". Tatiana gasped, "up there!"
Without warning, a tremendous REEEEEEEE sounded from the rafters of the club. Drunk homos ran for the hills as a green blur flashed and weaved through the support beams. All that was left were the six otters and some possibly dead streakers. another REEEEEEEEE sounded from above. Erllies started calling an uber, but a dark shadow fell at his feet and a moist red tongue wrapped around his hand and pulled the phone down it's esophagus in two seconds flat. From beneath the shadow, a green hand emerged.

In the name of Pepe, amen.

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