Me: *opens the front door*
Niall, Harry, Zayn, Liam, Louis, Jay, Will, Summer and Tiffany: SURPRISSEEEEE!
Me: OH MY WHAT IS GOING ON HERE WILL JAY GUYS GIRLS WHAT.
Niall: Welcome home, Alex! :D
Zayn: For the SECOND time this week!
Harry: Breaking records here!
Jessica: All jokes aside, though! We thought about giving you a little surpise party to unwind a bit after your night at the hospital! :D
Jay: And we’ve got food and drinks for everyone! :D
Me: Hahhaa, you shouldn’t have, guys!
Liam: Everything for you, dude!
Louis: You’ve been through a lot recently!
Will: And it was all the girls’ idea! Tiffany, Summer and Jessica planned all of this by themselves!
Me: Oh, guys! :b Thanks so much! What do you have planned?
Summer: We’ve got your Wii and Jessica’s PS3 hooked right there!
Tiffany: As well as my stereo!
Jessica: And I brought my brother’s XBOX 360 and lots of movies! :D
Niall: Liam and I brought soda!
Louis: Harry, Zayn and I all bought crisps!
Me: Thanks everyone! :D What a surprise!
Will: What do you say we all sit down and play Just Dance 4 for a while!?
Me: You’re on! Who’s playing with us?
Everyone: Me! Meee! Oh, meee!
Me: Okk, so let’s take turns! First up comes me, Will, Jay and Niall!
Jay: Ohh yeah! Let’s go!
Niall: Check out my movess!
We spent all evening on the living room playing around with our stuff and eating. Everyone left at about 8pm and the people who stayed back were me, Will, Harry, Jessica and Niall. We were talking in my living room when suddenly someone ringed the bell. Jessica opened the door.
Jessica: YOU AGAIN!?
Harry: Jessica?
Niall: Babe? Everything alright?
???: HARRY. STYLES. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE. COME HERE NOWWWW!
Harry: That voice… Oh dear god.
Me: What the hell…
Will: Who is her?
???: I’M BACK, BITCHES.
Will: TAYLOR!?
Harry: What happenned to your cool personality? You look pretty mad.
Jessica: She’s not cool. She’s not hot. She’s just a mess :D
Niall: OHHH. BURRRRRN.
Harry: Well said!
Taylor: I can’t believe you’re here too. Jesus Christ -.- Harry what are you doing with this animal?
Jessica: I’M. NOT. AN ANIMAL. YOU BITCH.
Niall: Don’t speak about my princess like that, cunt!
Taylor: Don’t protect Harry -.-
Harry: What do you mean?
Taylor: You two are dating! You, Harry Styles,are dating with this monstrosity of a living being.
Jessica: WHAT? I’m dating Niall!
Niall: You crazy lunatic! -.-
Taylor: Then… why are you single!?
Harry: I’M NOT!
Jessica: HE’S DATING SOMEONE! NOT YOU!
Taylor: SHUT UP, YOU BITCH!
Jessica: DON’T GO AROUND TOWN, CALLING ME BITCH, YOU MONSTER! YOU WERE LUCKY TO EVEN MEET HARRY! DON’T BE MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS HE LOVES TIFFANY!
Taylor: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, SWEETIE. WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. YOU’RE GOING DOWN.
Jessica: WELL, LOOK AT MY SCARED FACE -.- YOU’RE JUST A WEIRDO WHO’S JEALOUS OF EVERY PERSON THAT DATES HARRY!
Taylor: Hehehe, how can I be jealous of over 240 women? :)
Harry: *gasp*~
Jessica: NO! HE’S NOT A MANWHORE! GO AWAY! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM! THOSE ARE JUST RUMORS! NONSENSE! GO AWAY, NOW!
Taylor: *slaps Jessica in the face* Shut up.
Jessica: OH MY GOD.
Niall: *holds Jessica before she kills Taylor* Calm down, babe! She doesn’t desserve it!
Harry: Look, Taylor. I get it that you still want to make more music about me. But go get another guy, because my four nipples are tired of you.
Taylor: This is all because of you. Jessica. Heh. Sure -.- I’m not going to stay in this polluted air with this bitch, don’t you agree?
Will: Don’t speak to Jessica like that!
Taylor: Or what? Gonna cal your boyfriend?
Me: What!? How…
Harry: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM AND JAY!?
Taylor: Heh, nothing :D
Niall: YOU’VE BEEN STALKING US!
Me: You’re the one who shot Niall, weren’t you?
Taylor: Uh?
Me: And those guys who hurt Harry. And the ones that hurt Jay. Your hired them, didn’t you?
Taylor: How did you?
Harry: No… No… You had this all planned.
Taylor: Smarter than you guys think.
Niall: I don’t really believe that.
Taylor: Shut up or I’ll kill you for real, next time.
Harry: Taylor. You’ve gone too far.
Taylor: *creepy laugh* Bye-bye! Hearts for all! *leaves*
Niall: What a weirdo…
Jessica: Sorry Harry. I shouldn’t have opened the door…
Harry: It wasn’t your fault. She’s just a woman who need to calm the hell down. Thanks for protecting me, Jessica *smiles*
Will: Alex, how did you know she hired people to hurt Harry, Jay and Niall?
Me: It was a very sudden thought… I just went all ninja in my brain and figured it out. It couldn’t all be a coincidence, could it? She just came here to check out if her guys did their job correctly.
Niall: Nice guess, anyway. I’m tired -.-
Harry: Yeah, me too. Let’s just go home and sleep.
Will: Won’t you like to stay with us? We’ve got beds for everyone.
Me: Yeah! :D
Niall, Jessica and Harry: Thanks a lot, guys :D
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Don't Ask Me Why I Love You
FanfictionThe story of a boy, his best friend, his gay brother and loads of other random people in search of true love. (Keep in mind this was my first fanfic, written in Summer 2012, right before my BIG break from fanfic writing and reading, and I feel like...
