Sleeplists Part Two

Recite and Relax (Sleeplists 2)

SLEEPLIST FOR CLEANING PRODUCTS (recite and relax)

Cleaning Products

(some of them are made up for fun)

Say these words when you can't sleep in the correct order, then you will find that you will fall asleep.

Ajax

Bleach

Cillit Bang

Duster

Ex Dust

Floor Cleaner

Grime Buster

Honey (Beeswax for polishing)

I clean the house

Javel (Eau de Javel) washing up liquid in french

Kitchen Cleaner

Lemon Cleaner

Mop or the new Moschino perfume that looks like a cleaning product.

Nice Smelling Air Freshener

Orange coloured bleach

Persil

Queer smelling soap

Railjet (or is that for aching muscles)

Soap Powder

Turps

Unnamed bottle of cleaning product (COSHH naughty naughty)

Vim

Wax (Beeswax)

X marks the spot or the stain

Y

You smell nice.

Z

Zinnias I can smell in your house.