Y.O.L.O Series: Miracle Worker

Chapter 1: Death

Death can be instant, or it can delay for a certain long period of time. Hopefully it was instant for some lucky people out there since they wouldn't feel the agonizing pain I am currently feeling right now. Then again I can't think strait, since the blood is rushing out too quickly, and I'm starting to see a pissed off French woman glaring down at me. But, I am a bit ahead of myself right now aren't I?

Why don't we just start in the beginning?

But before we break off into the very short death view, I look off to my right side that I could see under the rubble, that was currently crushing me, and …..

...oh shit is that my liver?!

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Let's begin with the five basic things you must know about me.

The first thing you should know about me is that I consider myself a pessimist. And that opinion of myself is supported by various interactions with my family and relatives while other say I' rather optimistic. Then again I'm pretty much neutral. And yes, I just realized I had just contradicted myself. Then again who really cares? Everyone! Ha! People always say that todo la gente opinion is not importante, but that's really bullshit! Seriously, no matter how much you deny it, or rather retort with "But you believe in what you believe!" or "Be yourself!" is real bullshit, we all know behind our facade we DO care about what people think of us, and we try to live up to their expectations.

See? Pessimistic!

Second thing you must understand is my name is Grace Cruz*. There. Plain and Simple. Nothing to flashy like Bambinee, something that won't make sense such as Ebony*, or rather names that go with a freaking Mary-fucking-sue. If you wanted that then leave my presence, I hate freaking Mary-sue's with a fiery passion.

Third thing is that I am a anime freak. Or Otaku, which ever you prefer, really it doesn't matter since it pretty much sums up half of my individuality. I love anime. I love its stories, its dramatizations, the characters who seems so humane, the classic anime physics and the characters themselves. I am fascinated by certain characters of different genera of anime. For example: Lelouch Lamperouge of Code Geass who created a new world by causing all hate directed to him in his reign of terror as "Demon King", who created a somewhat peace with his death, an unknown sacrifice of a hero that went unnoticed by the world he saved. A character who practically gave a new meaning to "Even Darkness can be just as noble." See? Fascinating characters always made and yet go unappreciated, kinda like Hikaru No Go.*

Fourth thing is I always manage to do is contradict myself no matter what. How? Natural Talent my friends. It takes special skills to manage to contradict yourself.

And lastly the fifth fact you must know about me.

I'm possibly insane.

Hello people I am Grace.

Grace meet Death.

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It wasn't an over dramatic death most would expect from me, but it wasn't the peaceful deaths either. I guess it would be in the middle of Over Dramatic-Normal death meter. Its one of those death mother nature loves to summon on us poor humans. So what was the cause of my painful death, that Mother fucking Nature decided to bestow upon oh humble me?

Earthquake.

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