Aries: what the heck?
Taurus: where's the food?
Gemini: oh my god!
Cancer: literally me
Leo: do it for the vine
Virgo: don't touch that!
Libra: what the?
Scorpio: how about no?
Sagittarius: that's what she said!
Capricorn: can you not?
Aquarius: really?
Pisces: what?
