{A/N: My new story Heather is out now!}
"Hello, this is the Fredrick County Emergency Hotline, how may I assist you?"
"Whoops, sorry. Wrong number."
"Okay then."
"WAIT!! I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!"
"Oh my God! What is it?"
"I DON'T KNOW PIZZA HUT'S NUMBER!!! Um...hello? Are you still there?"
"Yeah. And that's not technically an...emergency."
"Yeah it is."
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Emergency Hotline
Humor'"Hello, Tyler." "How did you know it was me?" "Because you're, like, the only person who ever calls." "I'm hungry." "Well, I've been sitting around for two hours waiting for someone to have an emergency." "I'm gonna go order some pizza." "I want pi...
