Presents! (Pap pov)

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"HUMAN! IS IT TIME TO OPEN PRESENTS YET?"
"Yes. Yes it is... Pa!"
"OH! BACKA!"
"Oh no she didn't!"
"Aw gurl!"
"Aye pap can you open mine first Matie!?" (Undyne)
"NO PROBLEM UNI!"
I open it.
"OMG THA, era thank you soooo much!"
She giggles, she got me a worlds best cold spaghetti maker ever trophies!eeek!
"Aye Matie I special ordered it be happy!"
"OH I AM THANKS UNDYNE!"
She laughs at TONNY noodle rudely, I don't know why, hmm?
"Open mine darling!"
" OKAY TONNY NOODLE *opens present* OH MY IT'S A NEW POSTER, OF THAILAND! COOL, I LOVE THAILAND, THANKS!"
"ooo! My turn *opens gift from sans* Aw so cute! It's a bone pillow! Cute! Thanks hun!"
"You're very welcome sweetie."
Now Undyne is opening a present from TONNY boo.
"*she opens it* *cries* How could you!" She walks away crying into the kitchen.
I follow her, "OH NO! Undyne wait!"
"I hate her!" She says as she hands me the card, "BACKA!"
The card said: Oh Undyne the famlyless monster, not Monster, just a whimp, a cowered, a meanie, and a big fat LOSER! You tried to date pap but he's mine. P.S: I know you'll say backa so... BACKA TO YOU TOOOO!
"I'M SO SORRY UNDYNE SHE IS TERRIBLE SLASH HE, SO I WILL BREAK UP WITH THEM TOMORROW! NOON! ER, MORNING!"
She cries on my shoulder. I feel so bad.
"Come here Undyne. *we kiss*"
"Pap! Oh my I, I... I LOVE YOU!" She said with a smile.
"I love you too!"

"I love you too!"

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Oh no...
We all finished are presents and then ate and went home. I walked Undyne home.
The next day...
"I HATE YOU TONNY AND YOU DON'T HAZ GENDER AND WELL, BACKA!"
"Okay we just broke up then right?"
"YES!"
"K.K! I want to date Alphas so... Good!"
"YES! OKAY BYE!"
"BACKA! Bye bud!

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