Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question "Johnny if there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with you gun how many would be left?" "none," replied Johnny "cause the rest would fly away " "well the answer is 4" " said the teacher" " but I like the way you think" says little Johnny. " I have a question for you. If there were 3 women eating ice cream cones in a shop and the 1st one was. Licking hers the 2nd one was butting hers and the 3rd one was sucking on her cone, which one is married?" "well" said the teacher nervously " I guess what one sucking on the cone." "no, " said little Johnny "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you thinking."
