Fuckboys

xii

thanks for having me over yesterday:D

anytime, it made my parents happy to see that i have a social life after all of it

your mom's cooking is delicious btw

she'll be happy to hear that

and it wasnt even THAT awkward

ur puns killed every single possible awkward silence!!!

well it worked didnt it?

yeah, they havent laughed like that in a while

one question tho

no my dad doesnt have a phobia of vegetables

haha not that kinda question, idk if its just me but it felt like they were looking at me weirdly??

you had broccoli stuck in ur teeth the whole time

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

it got stuck in ur hair too

sigh

u also smeared sauce on ur nose

im such a mess

a very gullible mess

youre not funny >:(

ive never seen anyone eat so fast before in my ENTIRE LIFE

i consume at a moderate, normal pace

u literally inhaled the bread rolls

dont pick at my eating habits

i noticed it too

what??

how they were looking at u

have u never had a girl over before?

u were just sitting where she used to
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