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Mariks evil council

Marik and Bakura thought it was time for another council meeting. Lately they haven't been making much progress on defeating yugi. They got the group said ogre ther in their meeting room.
" soooo" Pegasus said. " are you going to tell us now?"
" tell you what?" Marik asked.
" on the moon, we don't keep secrets. It's a sign of disloyalty to the moon God." Said lumis.
" damn skippy!" Said umbra. " so will you tell us the thing. About the stuff. The stuff about the thing?"
" what are you idiots talking about?" Asked Bakura. Marik leaned over and whispered something to him. " but how could they have found out?!" He said.
" well Bakura it looks like we don't have a choice!" Marik sighed. " bakuras gay!". Bakuras face went num with stupidity.
" we already know that. On the moon saying something someone already knows is rude"
" Marik your being a naughty boy! Naughty! Naughty!" Pegasus said.
" well, you see. The truth is me and Marik are... We're...."
" we're dating!" Marik shouted before Bakura could say it. He couldn't lie forever, and it felt like the weight on his man boobs just dissaperd. Now he won't have to stress about buying a bra for himself.
" uggh. Finally!" Said umbra.
" uh is right. Finally indeed" said lumis.
"Wait. you two knew about this!" Bakura said.
" we saw some pictures online of you guys at the park" Pegasus said, matterafactly.
" yeah. You guys were kissing on a boat!" Said umbra. Bakura slammed his hand on his head, with sheer disappointment in his fellow council members.
" what! Who took them!" Marik shouted.
" some German guy" Pegasus said.

Flashback

" ount hail kiaba has orders for us to take pictures of ze lake" said some German guy. " we ount post them on hail kiabas Facebook page"

End flashback

" that was strange" said Bakura.
" yeah" said Marik. " how did they just show us that?" He questioned loudly. Then someone walked into their ha, the hotel above the anime convention. Everyone turned their head, and were shocked at the man who had entered their, not-so-secret secret base.
" fo kids does some cwazy  sh*t maaaan"