yoongi🌸: question
chimchim🔥: answer
yoongi🌸: where do you live?
chimchim🔥: merica
yoongi🌸: you look Asian tho
chimchim🔥: welp
yoongi🌸: lemme rephrase that: where are you from
chimchim🔥: South Korea
yoongi🌸: okay but like where
chimchim🔥: im not fucking telling you stalker
yoongi🌸: damn chill okay but whenever you are in korea tell me
chimchim🔥: lol why tho
yoongi🌸: we could meet up
chimchim🔥: kk
yoongi🌸: don't pull that fucking shit on me young man I'll have you know im a trained in the military and I'm ready to beat your orange lookin' ass you motherfucker
chimchim🔥: lol I'm not an orange
yoongi🌸: yes you are
chimchim🔥: no I'm not
yoongi🌸: wtf look in the mirror
chimchim🔥: okay gimme a quick second
chimchim🔥: i don't see an orange
yoongi🌸: but your hair
chimchim🔥: haha you stupid piece of ballsack i dyed it
yoongi🌸: when i see I'm going to beat your ass
chimchim🔥: bcuz my hair is black and not orange?
yoongi🌸: yes.
chimchim🔥: kk
yoongi🌸: yOu mOthErfUckIng pIeCe oF sHit
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Kik // yoonmin
Randompark jimin accidentally gets messaged by a grumpy boy named min yoongi -lowercase on purpose-