Expiration Dates

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    Why. WHY thE FrICk do they put the expiration dates in the MOsT uNCOnvENiEnt places?

For example , the bottom of a product.

Like, am I going to be marching away from my fridge with the tub of butter held proudly above my head, and I happen to glance up and go, "Holy lord! This expired two weeks ago!"

Or, what about that expiration date that you have to search for.

Commonly, soda bottles. Seriously, I had a bottle of soda and didn't know how old it was, so I looked for the experation date. IT WAS ON THE CAP, INSIDE. INSIDE.

*crawls over a corner to rethink my life decisions.*

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