I got a little willy, I put it in my bum.
Me and my bum have all kind's of fun.
Me and my willy are really old friends.
Water popped out where my willy hole ends.
You silly old willy look what you've done.
You got water on my friendly old bum.
My willies silly and a little bit dumb.
Cause my bum eats a plum cause a plum taste's yum.
Willy bum bum bum bum.
Enough about my willy more about my bum.
I can fit my friendly old thumb.
Right up my bum when I do a little fart
Air popped out where my bum hole starts.
I found a wasp put it up my bum.
Stung my rectum now my bum holes numb.
Silly old wasp look what you've done
gotta put ice on my friendly old bum.
Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum
willy bum bum bum bum.
Enough about my bum more about my willy.
My willy gets small when my bum holes chilly.
My friendly old bum is covered in frost.
My bum got stung by a cross old wasp.
Smelly old wasp this isn't fun.
How should I fix my cold old bum.
Go out side put my bum to the sun.
And my bum got burnt and then begun singing....
Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum.
Silly old willy and a burnt old bum.
Out in the sun with my pants undone.
Where are my plums did they get lost?
It's all you're fault you smelly old wasp!
Let's get drunk I said to my bum.
It would taste nice on my friendly old tonge.
My greedy old bum said I want some.
Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum.
Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum!
You smelly old wasp!
You silly old willy!
You friendly old bum!
