everybody hates zayn

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niall horan has added leigh anne, jade, perrie and 5 more people to the chat

niall: hey bitches!! 😎

louis: excuse me but who are you calling a bitch you disgusting piece of white bread

perrie: louis is me, i am louis, we are one

harry: wow ok

leigh: bow down you peasants queen leigh has arrived

jesy: queen leigh who? more like queen jesy has arrived :)))

leigh: wow ok

niall: where is everyone else?

jade: m' here

liam: me too

niall: yay ok, everyone is here!

zayn: ehh.. your missing me ://

perrie: ok tELL ME WHO LET THIS HOE IN, HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I SMACK HIM

harry: o:

zayn: well hi perrie, long time no see ;)

perrie: fiGHT ME

louis: niall what have i told you about letting the trash in? its gonna stink the place up

leigh: louis is right, we do not need more garbage than we already have *cough* jade *cough*

jade: if you know how i feel, why would you say that? Like, you put me in such an uncomfortable situation. Like, you know I'm not happy

jade: ive always wanted to say that so thanks leigh for giving me the opportunity you sack of shit :)

zayn: o:

leigh: didn't we ask you to leave already?

liam: oh my god zayns here awe hey!

zayn: hey li

perrie: lIAM YOU TRAITOR

liam: wut

niall: oh come on pez give him a chance, he's been really lonely & needs his friends

perrie: he has googity hadid, he can go talk to her instead

niall: pez pls

liam: please

perrie: fine, but if he does one wrong thing then his out.

zayn: thank you pez :*

perrie: shut up

harry: wow ok have any of you seen louis?

louis: m' here babe, im just not replying bc the trash hasnt been taken care of

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 26, 2016 ⏰

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