WEDDING

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TAEHYUNG&LYANNE'S WEDDING

Taehyung's POV

After ko magbihis i looked at myself in the mirror.

Weird but gwapo pa din. I look hot. And cute. And... why are my clothes like this?

Well whatever you're thinking let me tell you. It's definitely not an american suit...

It's green... with a hat and red feather..

"I look like peter pan." Me

Nagpogi sign ako.

"Naks. Ang gwapo ko nga. Imposibleng di ako papakasalan ni lyanne sa gwapo kong to. Okay na siguro yung vow na VOW TO MY DICK AND BE A GOOD WIFE. I LOVE YOU. Let's have 69 kids and 4761 grandchildren and when we get older we'll have 328,509 great grandchildren. And the point is ipakalat ang lahi natin at tumandang magkasama amen. Okay na yun" me

Tumalikod ako...

"SHIT!" Me

Tumakbo ako palabas. Buti nakita ko mama ni angel.

"Oh anong kaylangan mo?" Mom.ni angel

"I need your help" me

I pulled her inside the room.

"Oh what's wrong?" Mom ni angel

"Look" me

Tumalikod ako.

Humagalpak siya ng tawa.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear" mom ni angel

"Ma!" Me

Nagulat din ako sa sinigaw ko..

I called her ma..

Crap.

She smiled at me.

"It's okay. You're like a son to me taehyung. You can call me mom. Now calm down. Take off those pants" mom ni angel

Ang saya sa pakiramdam na ganito niya ako tratuhin.

Angel... i won't apologize anymore.. but thank you. Alam ko you're watching over us. I'll take care of them for you.

I gave her my pants at tinahi niya yung butas...

Oo punyemas. Bakit butas yun.

After niyang tahiin sinuot ko na ulit. Okay. Im late. Late ako sa sarili kong kasal. Takte.

Nauna na sina mama.

I took a deep deep breath.

"Wooooh kaya ko to. Kayang kaya! Im a man!" Me

AlienMan pala.

Lumabas na ako..

Para akong tanga siguro. Peter + Taehyung =Petete

Pagbaba ko napanganga ako at feeling ko nagtwinkle yung mata ko.

"Whoa-hoho!" Me

It a boat! No.. a shit.

I mean ship.

Wow....

Actually it'a carriage. Pero hugis ship tas may kalahi ni hoseok na hihila.

WE GOT MARRIED TAEHYUNGTahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon