The Most Uninteresting Story

Chapter 1: Steve eats breakfast, then goes to school.

Steve woke up at 5:30 am because he had to wake up early during weekdays, so as to prevent him from being late for school.

Steve got out of his bed that he always slept in. Steve went to the bathroom to take a shower, but when he got there, he noticed something quite unpleasant....

There were no towels in the bathroom. This was an unpleasant sight because Steve needed a towel to dry off with once he was done taking his shower.

However, with his quick thinking and sharp wit, he was able to come up with a solution to the problem. He knew that if he got a towel and brought it there, then he would have a towel to use in the bathroom. Steve went to the laundry room and looked for a towel. He found a towel.

Steve brought said towel to the bathroom and took a shower. After he took a shower, he dried himself off with the towel that he had obtained from the laundry room.

Steve then got dressed and did the other hygienic things that proper humans like himself did in the morning such as brushing his teeth, combing his hair, applying moisturizer, shaving his facial hair, and applying deodorant.

After he did those things, he went downstairs to eat breakfast so that he could gain the nutrients he would need for all the tasks he would have to complete that day.

"Hmm... What should I eat for breakfast on this particular day, which happens to be April 25th."

Said Steve.

"I will eat toast today."

Steve got some bread out of the bag that contains bread, which was in the pantry. He got two pieces of bread. He then put the two pieces of bread into the toaster. While he was waiting for the toast to be ready, his sister came into the kitchen. She was there to eat breakfast as well.

"Good Morning, Steve."

Said Steve's sister.

"Good morning, Kaitlyn."

Replied Steve. Kaitlyn decided to eat cereal for breakfast. After the toast was ready, Steve put butter on the toast. Then Steve ate the toast. He also drank some liquid water. Steve always did this to stay hydrated.

When Steve was done eating breakfast, he got his backpack which contained the things he needed to complete his tasks for school. He then went outside and walked to his bus stop. He went there because his bus that brought him to school always came there to pick him up and bring him to school.

When he arrived at the bus stop, he saw his best friend, Bob, standing at the bus stop. He, too, was going to school.

"Hello, Bob."

Said Steve.

"Hello Steve."

Replied Bob.

"Wonderful wether we are having this Monday morning, wouldn't you agree?"

Said Steve.

"Yes. The wether is quite acceptable today. Speaking of Monday's, boy do I find them unpleasant. I do not enjoy Mondays."

"Yes, I, too, dislike Mondays, as they are the end of the break that lasts two days which we receive at the end of the week after Fridays, unless we are on summer vacation or another break."

"You are correct, however, it is important that we go to school on Mondays because we must do so in order to get the education we need so we can get jobs one day."

"Yes, Bob, you are also correct. If we are not able to obtain jobs, we will be unable to obtain the currency we will inevitably need to buy the things such as edible organic matter in an effort to keep ourselves alive for a longer amount of time."

Bob nodded in agreement. Eventually, the bus came. Bob and Steve went on the bus and sat next to each other because they were friends.

The bus that they rode on went around the neighborhood to pick up other kids who were going to school. The bus went to the school. Bob and Steve then got off the bus.

"We have arrived at school."

Said Steve.

"Indeed, we have."

Replied Bob.