Peppa pig x Obama fanfic

Chapter 2: hope

~a day later~
Barrack opened his eyes. He saw the familiar dusty floor of his room. His stomach growled and his tongue was dry. He needed a meal. Obama thought back to his life of luxury. He would have a five-star meal and an ice cold beverage. He remembered the warm, gooey deserts.

Obama got up and looked around and saw a note slid under the cell door. He walked to the note. It was written in sloppy handwriting with brown ink. It was written so sloppy that it looked like mud. The note said:
            KNOCK FOR FOOD. IF NO RESPONSE, 
             THEN TRY AGAIN SOON. IF YOU
             NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM,       
             SIMPLY DO SO IN THE CORNER.
             THX!
Obama knocked as loudly as he could. He heard the sound of a large creature walking towards the door. Then he saw large, green, sausage-like finger slide a plate of pancakes under the door. Obama reluctantly took the plate. He took a small bite of the pancake. It was delicious. He was so curious as to what the kidnapper put in the pancake. Obama quickly ate more.

After the pancake, Obama immediately became drowsy. The kidnapper drugged the pancakes. "Why am I so stupid?!" Obama thought. His thoughts became twisted and he fell unconscious.