The Dysfunctional Multiverse

Chapter 2

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Ananas cried with a high - pitched scream,

"Nah ... please! Let my precious sweetheart go... You're making her uncomfortable..."

Smile hysterically laughed as he shook the huge bottle of Vodka and pointed a knife at it. His appearance looked very ragged and dirty. He was shirtless and wore long baggy blue khakis with a belt that reflected with any time of the day. This was the uniform that he wore whenever he had the pleasure of hunting down victims. His autumn brown hair was drenched in wet mud and it was dripping all over the place. He was quite muscular and his 6'7 height gave a threatening sensation to anyone smaller who met him.

He started to slap the object and it made a hollow sound that echoed the room. His face had a huge grin as he was getting pure enjoyment from Ananas horrified reaction. The poor Captain commanded,

"Stop. Only I have the right to do that!"

Smile giggled and muttered with a calm expression

"Because Captain Ananas is a big fat lousy wh*re."

He bursted out laughing as Ananas fainted in shock. His hands set the bottle of Vodka upside down and slashed it perfectly in half, vertically. After that occurrence, he went over to Ananas whose eyes were barely starting to blink again.

Suddenly, Smile pried his mouth and pulled out his tongue in one hand and used the other to saw downwards, all the way to the throat.

After his couple minutes of happiness, he looped his head off and shoved it in a black bag, along with the severed tongue.

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Smile sighed at his achievement. He looked around his victim's place while relaxing on a couch. It was so trashed, even for his eyes. The many empty bottles and papers were scattered everywhere. The wood floor was rotting away and for once he felt sorry for someone.

The door knocked and a Trauben bounty hunter entered the building. He took off his helmet and sat by Smile. He seemed to breathing heavy while talking to him,

"Hey Smile, how was it? Those stairs were a hassle to climb up on."

Smile turned with a casual expression,

"It was just fine, Arassion."

"That's great, no complications?"

"None, though I am cold."

"That's right, I remembered this time."

Arassion handed him a suitcase and showed him the combination to unlock it. Smile opened it and was surprised to see a nice warm hoodie, brand new. Also there was money stacked in very neat piles that would be equivalent to 10K. Smile slowly showed a warm grin and said,

"Thanks, buddy. I really needed that, otherwise I would have no meal tomorrow. Stealing would of been my only option."

"No problem, and here's the 5K I owe you from last time."

Smile accepted the money and put it in the suitcase. He put the hoodie on since he was freezing. Once he warmed up a bit, he handed Arassion the black bag,

"Here you go. It's still a little warm yet."

"That's totally fine. Sorry for putting you through this, Master was very demanding to get his head. I wouldn't be able to do anything that brutally so thank you."