Mark saw her from across the room. She was tall, slender, yellow, and had curves that could drive any man or woman wild. She was just so a-peeling (BAH-DUM-SHH) to Mark. He just stared at her for a while; that's all Mark could do. I mean what would he say to such an a-peeling banana like her.
'This is it,' Mark thought, 'I'm just gonna do it.'
"Hey, do you mind if I sit here?" Mark asked, waiting for an answer. Banana said nothing and stared at him as Mark decided to sit down.
"So, you come here often?" Mark asked Banana. He got no answer from her, just silence.
"I'm sorry, I'm probably bothering you," Mark spoke, I'll just leave." As Mark started to get up Mark started to question why he was leaving. He felt that, for some reason, he was destined to meet this banana, and get to know her.
"Hey," Mark exclaimed to Banana, "Do you want to head back to my place with me?"
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{A/N} Wow, I'm actually writing a fanfiction about a grown man and a banana. This is what my life has come to. Please just end me now. ~ Kylie :)
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Peel Away the Pain {Markiplier x Banana}
FanfictionMark and Banana were just you're average, in love, couple; until Banana became terminally ill. What will Mark do when is gone? He has nothing else to live for; I mean what do you expect him to do? He's literally an adult man that fucks a banana.
