I walk towards the broken gate and jump over it easily, I walk towards the unlocked back door and into the cold house. I go upstairs and get changed out of the chaffing material immediately. I go downstairs and sit in between the cats as Eric gets dressed. I walk over to the kitchen and grab the scorecard. If I lost 50 for my mother he lost 75 for that stunt. I grab my phone and tex him quickly.
Me: how much do you want to take away
Johnny Boy: 150
I put my phone down and grab the scorecard again. 55-75=-20. -20 for John. 13-150=-137. -137 for me. I walk upstairs, getting ready to get out of hear. I'm done with Eric. He was just some mistake that should not have happened and fucked everything up. I walk into John and mines room to find my box of toys missing. I look towards the bed and see Margaret (the cat) tied up to the bed head. I turn and see Eric taking photos of it.
"Get out of my house!" I yell and he drops the phone quickly. "Quickly, out, go now." I yell behind him with a roll of newspaper. I shut the heavy door behind him, locking it. I run upstairs and untie Margaret.
I hear sounds coming from the Blackfoot and check to see who it is, rolling my eyes at the likelihood of it being Eric. I mean it was only two minutes ago. I see a very angry John making his way through with a lighter in his hand.
"You tie up my cat I burn the fucking place down." John says more calmly to an Eric who is standing on the stairs behind me. What?
"It's your house." Eric says with a smirk.
"Yeah but your in it." John reasons.
"And everything's under MY name so technically this whole thing is mine." I yell and they both finally recognise my existence.
"Eric get out of my fucking house." I yell at Eric and he does as told. Quickly. John puts down the lighter, leaving it on the table. I walk up behind him and give him a hug. He rubs my hands and turns to me, hugging me back.
"10 girlfriend points." He mutters into my hair.
"20 boyfriend points. Could've been 30 but you nearly burnt my house down." I say and he chuckles lightly.
John:0 Me:-127 but hey it's only Tuesday and a lot can happen in 4 days.
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FanfictionMain character Jo has been in a relationship with John Cleese for a year... She is also in a relationship with Eric Idle, let's see how the pans out..
