The Girl Named Alice

The Best The Worst

I'm Alice! A girl. A friend. A... Okay that's it just those. I'm not the best at stories. I suck. But why not tell you about me. I'm blank years old. My birthday is January 24 two thousand blank. And I hate someone. Let the story go on.

Let's start in kindergarten. My first day of school I wore a little dress. I put hair in pigtails that squeeze my head. Damn I was cute. I stepped on that bus and my expectations dropped. The bus driver was a 90 year old lady wearing a nightgown. No one else was on the bus,so I sat in the first seat. I stared out the window till one stop that changed my life.

A boy got on and sat next to me. "Hi! My name is-" I'm gonna call him Dan. "Hi Dan my name is Alice," I respond. We talk for the entire day and then something happened a few days later.

"Wanna be my girlfriend?" He said. I, of course say yes, duh. This was basically kindergarten. Awesome!

(I'm skipping first grade and second grade)

Everything was uneventful till third grade. In March a boy came to my school (I thought he was going to be a girl). When he started going to my school he sat in front of me at the little tables we had. Me and him became good friends. Then on April 3 I asked who he liked. Then he said the words I will never forget, " Let's just say... I'm lookin' at her." My mouth dropped open and I smiled. He soon asked me out. I was so happy. But then my world fell apart. After only 6 days of us dating, we broke up. I remember exactly what he said (I'm again using his "name"), "If you like Dan then you can have him.

I was never ever the same.

That is most of it. I'm saving fifth grade for its own chapter. It damn deserves it.