Germany had always been the popular kid at school, at least compared to Sasha Braus. That was why everyone was surprised when they started dating. But neither of them were normal lovers. They went out purely for one reason. They both loved potatoes. Sexually.
It was a typical morning routine for them to go downstairs and get out a big vat of potatoes. They would proceed to make rough, vicious love in this vat, until the potatoes were mashed. They would then broil these potatoes in the typical fluids left over after rough sex in a potato vat.
"Oh!, Potato-Senpai!" Sasha and Germany shrieked in unison as they shoved the mashed, then broiled potatoes into all their many numerous orifices, both blushing profusely at the feeling of dry papery potato skin on their moist flesh.
This was an extremely typical morning (and afternoon, evening, as well as throughout the night) but on this particular day, it would all change.
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Sam Gamgee X Germany X Sasha Braus
FanfictionA very smutty, dirty fanfic, centered around 3 character's extreme love for potatoes.
