Sam Gamgee X Germany X Sasha Braus

A Day in the Life of a Three-Person, Potato-Loving, Intimate Relationship

Sam Gamgee and Sasha Braus cuddled, sleeping naked in their bed in the middle of their potato-themed sex dungeon. Potatoes were everywhere in the room, "strange" liquid covering almost everything, two gags and sperm-covered clothes strewn about the potato-shaped bed. And the weekend had only just begun.

Sam awoke to the sound of Germany making sizzling hash-browns downstairs (whilst moaning, I should mention). He woke Sasha by poking her roughly in the genitals with his hobbit-sized fingers. She slowly woke, wet and muttering for her "Potato-Senpai" from the dream she had been having.

Sam was pushing mashed potatoes into Sasha's nether regions when Germany entered the room, holding a breakfast tray piled high with hash-browns. He flung it across the room aggressively at the two. He was in an angry mood this morning.

The nude, blonde nation grabbed a small hash-brown in each hand. His hash-brown equipped hands went closer and closer towards the pair's rectums and than he plunged them in. Sam gritted his teeth, Sasha gave a howl of either pain or joy.

Germany got on his knees, aligning his throbbing cock with Sasha's bare anus. He thrusted roughly, missing at first but then deeply sliding in, pushing the hash-brown deeper into her rectum. He did the same with Sam and than repeated the honors on both of them, until their moans were of pain, not extreme sexual pleasure.

After that was done, they ate hash-browns off of the tray, smearing the excess goop onto each other's bodies.

Suddenly, Sam remembered, he had a present for them. He reached a blind hand under the bed while Sasha and Germany were each having their way with potatoes on separate parts of the bed. He pushed his hand though the smushed potatoes on the floor trying to find it. His hand brushed cardboard. He pulled the box out from under the bed. It resembled a chocolate gift box, but when he had them open it they found hundreds of miniature potatoes. 

Imagine the possibilities.