Dan's Pov
Today is the first day of being on the new tour bus for the US TATINOF and Phil and I will be gone for about 3 months. Which is cool, but it kind of sucks when we want our privacy... But it's all fine because three months isn't that long hahaha.
(Yea idk the bus driver's name so let's call him bd for bus driver.)
Bd: okay guys I will be your driver for the three months that you guys will be doing your show in the US .
Dan: "okay that sounds cool."
Phil: "mhm." *smiles*
Bd: "Well one more thing... If you guys wanna ya know... have a bit of personal time on the bus just ask me and I can just get off no worries."
*Two days into the tour*
Dan: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST." Dan screamed as Phil entered him.
Then as they were having beautiful gay love, they didn't hear the bus doors opening.
Bd: "Oh my god.." He whispered to himself. "I-I-I Gotta do something.." He ran and honked the horn many times.
Dan: *Moan* "W-Wait Phil.."
Phil: "What is it, Danny boy?"
*Phil hears the honk of the horn*
Phil: Woah! That sounds like a duck! Quack quack!"
Dan: BLOODY HELL PHIL, NOT THE TIME. YOU ARE LITERALLY INSIDE ME."
Phil: "Really? I will make you quack soon." Phil smirked and went to grab something from under the bed while still gripping on to Dan's thigh.
Dan: "Wh-What?" Dan shivered in fear.
Phil comes up from under the bed with the rubber duck-thing.
Dan: "N-No... Phil.. Not again!"
*Beautiful Dan moan begins and I'm pretty sure you guys know why, and Seinfeld themed music begins to play*
~ The End ~
