Larmau

Larmau 1

Third person

Laurence walked around his kitchen and he made breakfast, he was humming he tune to MY LITTLE PONY!!!?!?
He then started to make bacon and eggs, as he was putting the eggs up, Aphmau came downstairs, she had her hair pulled up, and was wearing a cupcake onesie. The onesie was pink with as her hood, white frosting with PURPLE AND BLACK SPRINKLES! She was on her phone texting Katelyn. Katelyn was at Travis house with Lucinda and kawaii-chan. Aphmau texted

Aph: Hey Kat,

Kat: hmmmm

Aph: are you thinking about Travis and you kissing?!

Kat: NO!?! What I was thinking about, ummm, cupcakes with pink frosting and the about punching travis's pretty cute face, may I add,with it! 
Aph: well.......okay!! Let's have movie night later and then we can eat cupcakes and throw them at Laurence and Travis tonight,

Kat:Kk

Aphmau put down her phone and screamed. Laurence was CATCHING THE HOUSE ON FIRE! She ran upstairs and grabbed her ponies, and zanes, may I add. She was so so so so so mad, that her onesie even had a frown. She then ran downstairs and threw every pony into the lawn. Celeste was outside to. Soon, garroth came over. Laurence was so sad that he burnt his food, that he made everyone attend to their funeral. But as he was attending, he couldn't help but look at Aphmau with love. Wait?!? Wasn't she dating AARON!?'  But, Aaron was here with a blonde......whoa.

Later that night as Aphmau sat down on her bed at cadenzas she had tears in her eyes, pinkie pie was dead. She had caught on fire. Aphmau then smiled. Then frowned, then smiled, frowned, smiled, frowned, smiled, frowned, this went on for three more minutes until her eyes located a chocolate ice cream cone beside her bed. She gobbled it down and the soon was LOUDLY SNORING LIKE ,MY GRANDPA! Who snores like a bear, may i add. Oops. Anyway, she then fell asleep, and while she slept, she didn't know that five houses away, Aaron was kissing a blonde.........cool beans Aaron.

Aphmau awoke to her phone ringing, she looked and saw a picture of a blonde and Aaron kissing on a bench. That BEE HIVE OF A HONEY BEARS HONEY?!? Whoa. Anyway, as Aphmau stopped outside, that blonde was sitting there crying. Aphmau slapped that blonde and then went inside and texted Aaron.

MY BAE?! ALL MINE BEES: hey babe

Aph: hey we are over. You cheated on me! You should go stay at your blondes home?!

MY BAE, ALL MINE: NOO I LOVE YOU BABE! Please I love you-
  Aph: go tell that to my foot. She's downstairs.

Aphmau then cried and cried and cried,

Three months later.

Aaron was still dating that blonde, he loved his little sugar plum. They were getting married soon. As he walked up the steps to his house, his sugarplum came to him. Sugarplum kisses him and he kissed sugarplum back.

Aphmau and Laurence were sitting on a bench. Aphmau said "I have feelings for u"

Laurence gasped and said "I have feelings for a table, not you. Sorry I'm taken."

They both laughed and then kissed. As they kissed, aph found out, That Laurence was better than Aaron in every way possible. But, the the blonde showed up. Aaron with the blonde. The blonde had blue eyes and wore a blue shirt, it was.....

Garroth. Aaron and him were getting married.

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