Signs Respondong to, "YOU'RE PREGNATE!!!!"

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Aries: wait wut...
Taurus: I FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO EAT WHATEVER I WANT!!!
Gemini: *prays* plz be twins
Cancer: *already has room themes picked out*
Leo: my kid iz going to be even more perfect than I am *silently cries*
Virgo: . . . . . . . .  (I think she died... O_O)
Libra: *celebratory round of shots* oh fuck...
Scorpio: ew wut (THATS THE SPIRIT.... if you even have one....)
Sagittarius: YOOOOOOOOO
Capricorn: *crying tears of joy* ( I pity you young grasshopper)
Aquarius: *apologizes to future child* I apologize for the bull crap you are going to have to deal with.. (bruh... *nods in agreement* so tru..)
Pisces: NINE MONTHS IZ TOO LONG TO WAIT!!!!

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