When I woke up, at least I thought I woke up, my bed was surrounded by monstrous flames. Looking down, I noticed it was also surrounded by a devil star. I touched my fingers to it, and tasted it. It was tomato sauce! I sharded, and it hurt. Slowly, a long turd slipped out of my anus. I tried to grab my ass cheeks, but in the way we're wings, my wings. I touched my aching head, but instead of feeling hair, I touched horns. I searched under my pillow where I put my weight watching mirror, but instead was a miniature earth. I was horny, so I jizzed all over it, my jizz was made of magma. Apparently it was a voodoo doll sort of thing, so I killed everyone. Oops.
