I Am The very Model of A Catoon Individual

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I am the Very model of a Cartoon Individual

Episode: H.M.S Yakko

Yakko:

I am the very model of a cartoon individual

My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical

I'm quite adept at funny gags; comedic theory I have read

From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head.

I'm very good at fancy dances; I can even pirouette

Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright

Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite.

When in a jam I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze

Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny

From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny.

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries

Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries

From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable

Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal.

YW+D:

You see, in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical

We are the very model of cartoon individuals!

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