Jake and luna walk through the forest and here a KABOOM a girl with octopus arms on her back and a shark fin and a guy with a turtle shell and bear claws they get traped we need to help luna says "why" "hey i am the lazy one" "you just like that girl right"
No he says with a nose bleed lets go *he summons his shadow scythe* and chops the monster in half with a swing* luna goes for the other *she summons her celestial pistols* she kills it she then shoots jake "YOU PSYCHOPATH YOU CRAZY oh it seems i am dying with bullet holes bye* *he passes out * the girl says "i am elizabeth and that jackass over there is jack come here ass face" no you crazy bitch"
She beats the Shit out of him *she kisses jake* "what was that for "shut up i am a healer" jake wakes up *he makes a shadow cannon run NOW "oh nooo
Me/narrator: the adventure begins see ya soon
