Zinogre soul

I thought it was HR1!

I got up from my crazy long kip."How bloody long was I asleep"? I turn my head to my 10 cats living in the back of my trailer and leap out of bed,"Well better get going the world ain't gonna save itself"!I say as I pick up my axe I walk to my chest and put on my armour that I got from the dragon I was fighting the other day.

I leave my trailer and head to the gathering hall were monster hunters come from all over accompanied by my trusty warrior cat Toad,we enter the hall and take our usual seat and get our usual drink like any other day the bad thing is I can get a bit tipsy....

*SPLUTTER*
"JESUS CHRIST HOW AM I STILL ALIVE"?........
"Wait were the fuck even am I"?"Oi hello HELLO"!I woke up in a jolt and head butted the looming figure in front of me it was my hunting partner Mr Zam Ham he told me that in my drunken fit I agreed to go on aHR1(Hunter Rank1)quest the lowest ones it was just to gather fish but after a while the gathering hall got empty and I didn't return so Mr Zam Ham came after me he said that there was no evidence of the other people on my team just that one looked pretty shifty hmmmmm.
After this chat we decided to stay in the area and figure out how expert hunters got stuck on the easiest quest ever I mean really?*facepalm*