Before them floating off the ground was Ryuk. Ryuk had a fairly humanoid appearance. His skin was a light grey, almost blue-ish color, and he had black, spiky hair and sharp, pointed teeth. His limbs were abnormally long and he had large, round, yellow eyes with red irises. He also had retractable feather-like wings that come out of his back when flying.
Naruto smiled and said, "Can you be a sweetheart and go tell Tsunade she has thirty days to come to Konoha for a meeting or I'm locking her from the Senju and Uzumaki clan accounts permantely instead of temporarily so she knows I mean it."
Ryuk said, "Yeah but what do I get."
Naruto reached into his jacket pocket and held out a shinny red apple and Ryuk snatched it and said, "Ok you got it Naruto. Be back shortly. Rems listening for your call should you need it."
"Oh that makes it easier." said Naruto, "Rem."
Rem's was quite skeletal, with long, spinal cord-like arms and bone-like skin. Her features, such as her hair and the markings on her face, are detailed with a light blue shade
Rem said, "Yes Naruto."
Naruto handed her an apple and said, "Without scaring them tell the Senju triplets I'm gonna come see them later so to leave the key in the usual spot for me."
"Ok Naruto." said Rem taking the apple and leaving.
Sasuke said, "What in hell were they?"
"My ever present Shadows." said Naruto, "My first friends."
Haruno said, "Those were Shikigami."
"They were yes. They both saw the life I live and what I face daily. Both decided to come to our world and stay here with me as my friends and protectors. Why do you think there have been no attacks on me since I was 8? Because no one is stupid enough or drunk enough to forget what a Shikigami looks like or mess with someone protected by one let alone two." said Naruto smiling, "There like my own personal guardian angel that I actually see all the time even if no one else does."
Hiruzen was gonna comment when Rem came back and said, "They said alright."
Naruto actually hugged Rem and said, "Kay and thanks Rem-chan."
Rem chuckled and pet his head and upper back before disappearing. Naruto smiled and they were shocked he actually touched her.
Sasuke was shocked but said, "Wicked cool Naruto."
Ryuk came back and said, "She was not happy."
They couldn't see him as Naruto said, "I bet. Did it work though?"
"Oh yeah it worked. She'll be here by tomorrow the way she was traveling." said Ryuk
Naruto said, "Wonderful. Here an extra one for the excellent response."
Naruto held out another apple and it was eatten right in front of them. Naruto giggled and said, "Tsunade-hime should be here tomorrow according to Ryuk with how she's traveling and she wasnt happy with me either."
"I would think not what with her gambling habit." said Hiruzen
Naruto said, "Maybe I should teach her how to win at Black jack or Poker."
Lion said, "Yeah go ahead it'll be fun watching her trying to learn how to count cards from a 12 year old."
"I do not count cards. And your only saying that cause your almost two billion in the hole with me. You just wanna see if I cheated when I played poker with you and the other Anbu. And no Ryuk and Rem didn't help me ever either before you say it." said Naruto smiling, "What was it Puppy-Nissan used to say bout me?"
