I Hate You Because You Make Me Love You -remake- (Mike X Marionette)

Introducing Mike Schmidt!

Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, m-
"Hello?" I said sleepily into the phone.
"May I speak to Mike Schmidt?" A familiar voice said.
"This is he," I said back,"who is this?"
"Um this is Oliver from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza"
"We don't want any," I say as I hear him try to apologize and I die laughing. "Nah it's okay what do you need?"
I hear Oliver clear his throat,"Well... Byron or your old boss wants to know if you want to come back? I mean if your happy with the job you have now it's okay-"
"It's fine. I'll come back. I don't like my part time job at McDonald's anyway."
"Alright! Then I'll see you at 7:00!"
"K bye Oliver"
"See you soon!"
And with that I hung up.
Well I better introduce myself. I am Mike, Mike Schmidt. I am a asshole at the age of 27. What I mean by an asshole is a jerk. Yeah, but people love it. I have a great sense of humor and I love to play Pokémon and collect Pokémon cards.
I used to work at an old location of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. I had gotten myself fired from there because I messed with the animatronics and pissed myself out of fear. The reason I did is because shit is different at Freddy's. What I mean is there are Killer animatronics. They will do anything to get into the office and kill you. On a extra work day that I had I messed with the animatronics and turned them to 20\20\20\20 mode, which means that they would basically murder me on the spot. Hey, I wasn't looking for a death wish or anything. I just wanted some fun.
Anyway, back to the story. I looked at my alarm clock. It read 5:00 PM. "Oh shit I slept in again?" I groaned and rubbed my temples. I am still used to my nightshift so I never tell when I need to wake up. I walked over to my closet and pulled out my old night guard outfit. A blue button up and a black tie with black pants and shoes. I grabbed my old hat, witch read security on the top and threw it onto my scarred up head. You may ask why I have that. It is because I was the victim of the bite of '87.
I walked out of my apartment and jumped into my truck ('cause trucks are hotter than sports cars!) . I wonder what the animatronics are like now... Maybe they aren't pissed off anymore. I thought as I drove out of the gated community.

~time skip brought too you by FUCK DA POLICE~

I pulled into Freddy Fazfuck's and parked my car. Through the window, I saw a few guys in security outfits all talking. I walked in and put my hands in the air,"Guess who's back bitches!?" I saw Oliver, the guy on the phone and the guy I used to work with. I usually just call him the phone guy. "Oh hey Mike," The phone guy waved and then looked at the other guards around him."Well guys... This is Mike! He doesn't seem like much but he can do his job." "Well hello big guy, I'm Vincent~" a man covered in purple walked up to me and shook my hand. He looked like a whore, better not let my guard down *drum* I thought and looked at the red-head,"I'm Fritz, what's up?" "The sky." I replied and looked at the boy, about 18 reading one of those Japanese comic books,"Jeremy? Introduce yourself." The kid, supposably called Jeremy looked up from his book,"Oh h-hi I'm j-jer-emy!" I nodded and walked around. Where the hell are the animatronics? I thought as I heard a voice. The voice was a female's and it was high pitched. "God Dammit why are you guys so loud?" I turned around. A girl, about 5'2 was standing in the doorway of prize corner. She had short, black hair and wore a black dress with long black and white striped stockings and gloves. "What's it matter to you, doll face?" I said with a smirk. Her face went red as she walked up to me and kicked me in the balls hard. I fell with a gag,"Don't call me doll face you ignorant son of a bitch!" I chucked,"Tis but a scratch." She growled and bent to to look me in the eyes,"Your going to have a rough time... Aren't you?" I looked at her a bit confused,"Oh and if you didn't know. I'm one of the animatronics. I've heard of you, Schmidt. You may have experience but you won't last a night with me."