Flirty jokes

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I was looking for my luggage as soon as I got off the plane. I won't repeat the same mistake I did when I left Beacon Hills and followed Cora in South America. There, I couldn't find my suitcase and when I reported it , the airport workers told me that if I would have been faster maybe they could do something about it. It looked that it was either left in Beacon Hills either put in other plane.
This time I was luckier. As soon as I arrived at the luggage's place I found it.
I took a cab and went to my friend's,Derek, loft. I didn't want to call him so it would be a surprise. For him and well...for another important person in my life.
I didn't even knock on the door. I just opened it and yelled. "Guess who's back."
I was welcomed by a few teenagers and Derek's shocked face.

"Y/N? Hey! I didn't expect you here so soon." He said and gave me a hug.

"That's a nice way to tell me to go?" I asked.

"Of course not. You know I love to have you here. Cora came too?" Derek said

"No. She loves that place. I don't think she will come soon." I added.

"Yeah well. One of you is enough. You cause too much trouble when you are together." He laughed.

I slowly slapped his arm while saying. "I really feel your love. Anyway... When did you open a kindergarden?" I said gesturing to the high schoolers who were looking curiously at us.

"Let me introduce you. They are Scott, Stiles, Lydia, Liam, Kira and Malia. Guys she is Y/N. She used to live here but when all the Darach stuff was over she left with Cora" he finished.

"How comes that we didn't meet her before if she lived here?" Scott asked.

"I used to stay upstairs with Cora. Since I am a human I don't really like to get involved with the supernatural. So that's why I didn't hang out with you." I said.

"What a coincidence. I am a human. You are a human. Maybe we could go out sometimes." Stiles said.

"I heard you are the funny guy. Do you really called Derek a sourwolf?" I laughed.

"Yeah. Good memories...." he sighed.

"So how was your flight?" Lydia asked. I tried to say something but Stiles cut me off. "You had to take the plane? I thought angels have wings." I couldn't hold my laughter.

"Your smile is so beautiful, Y/N. You made me forgot my pick up line. " Stiles continued flirting with me.

"Maybe it remembers you that you have a girlfriend." The girl next to him hit his arm. I tried to solve this uncomfortable situation and be friendly with her.

"Malia, right?" I asked pointing to her. She nodded.

"You remember me of someone. I don't know who but you definitely have some features I have seen before."

Derek huffed behind me "You're in for a surprise."

I turned back and looked at him but he didn't explain his little comment.

"Someone from your past?" Malia asked

"I have a better joke." Stiles said earning an eye rolling from Malia.

"Can I say it?" He pleaded Malia.

"Go ahead" she sighed.

"I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make up by being part of your future?"

Before I could say anything the loft door opened and somebody told Stiles the answer to his question.

"Sorry Stiles, but I will be the one with who she will spend her life." I looked with a huge smile across my face at the man who entered the loft.

"Long time, no see, Hale!" I ran to kiss him. I missed so much the feeling of his lips on mine, to feel his hands on my hips. When our lips connected I finally felt home. Only now I realised how hard was for me to stay all those months far from him. To stay in a cold bed without him by my side. Lost in the kiss, I heard Derek cleared his throat trying to get our attention. "We are still here" he said.

"Come on, Derek. I haven't seen her in months." Peter whined.

What?!" I heard Stiles' voice. I turned around to see him. He looked at us with mouth wide open waiting for an expanation.

"I'm Peter's girlfriend." I said and Peter put an arm around my shoulder. "Sorry." I muttered.

"I don't understand. How can you be with him? You are so sweet and he is so....evil." he said. Peter rolled his eyes.

"Don't you have a girlfriend, Stiles?" Peter asked.

I looked at Malia and it finally hit me. That's why she looked familiar. I gasped and my hand covered my mouth. "You. She resembles you." I faced Peter. He was clearly taken aback by my words. He started rubbing my arms and speaked softly. "Y/N, sweetheart... I have something to tell you. "

"Who is she? Niece? Cousin? Long lost sister?"

"My daughter..." he whispered. I sent death glare at him. If I didn't love him so much I would have killed him.

"Daughter...You have a daughter my age?" I asked.

"She's not your age. You are slightly older." He said.

"How?" I stuttered.

"Sweetheart... I think you know how. " he smirked and winked at me. I narrowed my eyes.

"This is not a good time for jokes" I snapped.

"Look... Talia took my memories and I found out about her a few weeks ago. I don't even know who is her mother."

"Oh yeah. That's better. So you have a child, you don't remember with who, and you only met her few weeks ago. Do you have any other surprises for me?" I asked , hands on my hips.

"I didn't lie to you. You were gone and I couldn't call to tell you the news. I'm really sorry. Even if her mother comes, I won't leave you. I love you."

I looked into his eyes and they were truly sincere. I stroked his cheek. "I trust you". He tooked my hand kissed it. "And by the way. I'm sure that woman was just an one-night stand. I used to make a lot of mistakes , before I've met you."

"Thanks dad..." Malia said. Peter just shrugged off her comment.

"Ok, I have nothing with her but let's be clear. I won't let her call me mom or step-mom." I said.

Peter laughed. "You would be a great mother , you know?" Peter asked and put his hand on my waist.

"Maybe. But not mine." Malia said.

"Glad we agree." I answered.

"Now... What do you say about leaving them and going in the town on a date. I haven't seen you in months and I really miss going out with you."

"Excellent idea." I smiled and grabbed his hand. "Bye guys " I waved to them and left the loft.

" Perfect...I met a cute girl and she is in love with a pshyco." Stiles huffed.

"Yeah... it must be hard for you." Malia snapped. Stiles looked at her and smiled.

" Oh come on. I was joking. You know I love you." Stiles kissed her.

"Oh well. I hope you won't leave me for my new step-mom. That would be weird" She laughed.

"Never" Stiles answered.


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