Pete and Mikey strolled up to the front door of the Wentz household.
"Ladies first!" Pete smirked and went in before Mikey, making him get slammed into the door.
Fuckin' prick
Mikey walked in and took in the scenery. There was a lot of pictures of baby Pete. And by "a lot" he meant hundreds.
Out of the corner of his eye he saw a curly haired silhouette rise up from the couch.
"Yo what's up you gay motherfuckers!" Joe yelled at the two boys.
"Ok LOOK we're not gay or dating eachother ok Joe? Well I'm gay but I don't know if Mikey is. He probably is. BUT WE'RE NOT DATING."
"Mhm. Whatever you lil gay ass bitches."
"Speak for yourself Patrick and I have heard unspeakable things come out of your mouth when you and Andy just so happen to go to the bathroom at the same time."
W H Y Y
"So PETE YOU GOT ANY CHEETOS??" Mikey screamed so that the budding conversation would end immediately.
"Shut up or i'll stick cheetos up your ass" Joe replied.
"Excuse me, I'm the one sticking cheetos up Mikey's ass." Pete said.
Next to Joe, a seemingly quiet lump made a noise that sounded like a cross between a mix of a cat and a lawnmower. "Fuck." the lump said in a slightly erotic voice.
Suddenly, the lump, also known as Andy Hurley, arose. As the tiredness wore off he suddenly looked panicked. "Shit, shit, shit oh my GOD" he yelled as he hurried off to the bathroom.
"See you guys in a few!" Joe said with a smirk on his face
why am i here why am i living please murder me @ the lord
Ok wow this was supposed to be the next chapter but I don't like fob anymore sooooo whatever enjoy!
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im nice to pretty people // petekey
Fanfiction**THIS STORY WILL NOT BE FINISHED** Pete Wentz was a man (well, more accurately, a teenage boy) that went on a bus. He sat next to another teenage boy named Mikey Way. Pete Wentz started a conversation with Mikey Way. They exchanged phone numbers. T...
