French Fries, Q-Tips, and Insanity

          This is not a regular love story. There will be no declaring love after knowing each other for a week. There will be no “we-just-met-let’s-have-sex-and-the-girl-ends-up-pregnant” instances. This story includes character that can be classified as mentally insane. They will be crazy and have ideas that do not fit society’s view of “normal.” This story will include talking walls, magic (not in a Harry Potter way, more of a Criss Angel way), and some amazing fries. So if you are not terrified by this description, I suggest that you are ready for this story. If you are terrified, it’s okay. Twilight’s on HBO again. Go watch it.

          But in the end, be prepared. This book may be mind altering. You may suddenly have urges to yell at the president about cheese or lick the Eiffel Tower. You have been warned.