Do people actually read these? If they do are they like a window into the author's soul-sucking lunicy? I hope mines not boring. It maybe by my standards, but for most people it's probably just strange.
Let's see. Well I'm 5 6ish and a crazy ginger. Most people at my school think I'm insane, weird, a know-it-all, a smart ass, Irish (but I'm not), and other things among things. I know my ABC's in two languages. I know. Smart person right here. I'm terribly in love with music (my mother dearest says I'm musically 70 years old. This makes sense in my family) and I listen to mostly everything except rap. I have nothing against rap music, it is just not my perfered choice. I have my rights to state my opinons. It's in the Bill of Rights people, look it up. I also no many useless facts that are a great way to change the conversation.
Nine Things Everyone Needs to Know (you secretly know you know you have to know this)
- Hippo milk is pink
- Elvis died on the toilet reading The Scientific Search for Jesus
- If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar
- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million
- The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jelly
- The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache (that's why he got all the love because creepy guys tend to have moustaches)
- The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley
- Therapist - The rapist (makes yout think twice about where the name came from)
- There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million
I don't like even numbers, so I had to make the list nine, but here's my favorite one
- Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush
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