Beau: *couch couch* hallo allemaal en welkom bij een random groot feest ~
Iedereen: YAAASSSSS SONNNN
Slenderman:*facepalm*
Beau:m'k . Duusssss vandaag gaat onze ban-
Slenderman: heb je die band nu nogsteeds?!
Beau:yesss~ anyway, vandaag gaat onze band een engels liedje zingen ,
Ben: and it's called......
Scott: sad....
Vincent: beste lied-
Beau: shhh, la englishhhh...
*piano intro*
Beau: this song is about all the sad things in the world and i see a lot of saaad stuff and its called;sad...
Ben: NATUURLIJK ZIE JIJ SAD STUF JE WOONT IN HUIS BIJ
ben/mike: F@€KING MOORDENAARS !
Beau: oh just-
Jeff: GO TO SLEEP *rent achter ben aan*
Ben: SHIT.SHIT.NOPEEEE
Beau: *gaat rustig verder met piano spelen*
Get on my level ben....
Ben:0-0
Beau: picture a depressed union of cutting itself......
Beau: *zingend* i met a homeless man named rich ......
Iedereen: pfffttttttttt
Beau: he wasn't 😭
Beau: i saw a giraffe who had a short neck, that was sad, or a- deer?
*piano speelt*
I saw an old man get hit by a traaaiiiinnn,
He didn't see it in the poring rain,
He diddn't hear me shout :; LOOK OUT FOR THE TRAAAIIINNNNN!!!!!!!
...
Beau: cuz I didn't say anything..
I just thought to myself:
Oohh this is gonna be saaaddddd ~
And it was..
Im a genius!
Scott: *singing*
The worlds so sad ben
Ben: 00_==
Scott: but we gotta remember there's good things about it to!
Vincent/beau; LIKE THE FACT THAT NONE OF THATS HAPPENING TO ME! SCORE!
scott: *kijkt geirriteerd * stil its hard not to be sad about it..
Lj: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Scott: this whole song ive been telling you horrible sad things and you haven't been sad at al youve been happy no-
Vincent: you've been laughing!~
Beau: THATS IT LAUGHTER ITS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING, TO SOLVE ALL THE SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Mike: well not for the people who are actually sad but the people like us who gotta fu€king deal with em all the time!
Beau: THE WORLD ISNT SAD! The worlds FUNNY ! I GET IT NOW IM A PSYCHOPATH!!!!
Mike: i saw an old man slip and fall, what a f@cking idiot
Vincent: i saw a daughter at her mom,s funeral. HA-HA-HA classic - comedy.
Beau: everything that once whas saddd is somehow funny now.
*piano outro*
Iedereen: *clap,clap,clap*
Beau: *gooit toast naar public *
*sluit af*
Liedje is van: bo Burnham
JE LEEST
vraag het creepypasta ((NO NEW UPDATES, LOTS OF CHAPTERS TO READ THOUGH))
РазноеTHIS IS AN OLD BOOK I WROTE WHEN I WAS 10.THE GRAMMAR IS HORRIBLE, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
