DORK DIARIES BIG TWIST

Saturday, August 31

Sometimes I wonder if my mom is BRAIN DEAD. Then there are some days I know she is.

Like today.

The drama started this morning when I casually asked if she would buy me one of those cool new iPhones that do almost eeverything. I considered it a necessity of life, second only to maybe oxygen.

What better way to clinch a spot in the CCP ( Cute, Cool, Popular) group at my new private school, Westchester Country Day, than by dazzling them with a wicked new cell.

Last year, it seemed like I was the ONLY student in my ENTIRE middle school who didn't have one 😞. So I bought an older, used phone super cheap on eBay.

It was bigger than what I wanted, but I figured I couldn't go wrong for the clearance price of only $12.99

I'll post a a page daily or try , but put my own little twist in it