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Curses

So, as you may or may not know, I sometimes tend to swear. I only really say s***, b**** and the ocassional f - but that's about it.

I want to stop swearing but I kind of don't. I try to replace bad words with other things, but they don't usually tend to 'work' as well as the originals. 

If I could change them though, I'd prefer them to be animal-related, but without sounding too cheesy.

Any ideas?

Also- yes that is the dinosaur from those comic things.