Aries- "I'm not fat, i'm big-boned."; Cartman
Taurus- "We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy."; Kyle
Gemini- "But what if I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?"; Tweek
Cancer- "Oh my god, you killed Kenny!"; Stan
Leo- "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."; Stan
Virgo- "I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch."; Cartman
Libra- "Oh my God, I found a penny."; That random ass man after the crown tramples Kenny.
Scorpio- "Mmmmf mmmf mmmmmf mmmmmmm mmmmf mmmmf mmmmmmmmf mmmf."; Kenny
Sagittarius- "Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!"; Cartman
Capricorn- "Why don't we all sing, "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D-minor?"; Cartman
Aquarius- "Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. Kenny's family's on welfare and they're happy, isn't that right, Kenny?"; Cartman
Pisces- "Ah, who cares? He dies every episode."; Jay Leno
