Baby situation

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BACK TO WHEN. BREÖN TOOK THE TEST

Me:omfg ray imma kill u

Ray:wat y wat I do

Me:I'm fucking pregnant

Ray:ok so wats the problem

Me:nothing i just wanted to yell

5months later

Me:so we're goin to the doctors to c wat an how many kids I'm having

Dr.remey:so we did test and its 2kids and they are a boy and girl

Me:ok at least I already no wat I want to name them

Ray:wat we didn't talk about this

Me:boy b quiet u haven't carried them for five months so u dont name them

Ray:but I made them

Me:how

Ray:I spermed u

Me:ok I got chuu so wen I make breakfast tomorrow don't ask for none I'm making ur favorite Belgium waffles sausages and bacon

4 months later at the baby shower

Me:ok time to open presents

Nadia:me first

Nadia bought to big ass boxes

Me:damn nadi wats this*rips it open*awwwe Nadia thxx now I don't have to buy 2cribs

Niya:me nxt

Niya bought to big boxes as well

Me:omg wats this*opens it* ooh 2walkers thxx like shit

Shaela:girl I got U/them dis

Me:thxx ttwwiinn(Shaela is breons "twin") some swings for them y'all making it easier for Mehh

Tyler:here girl

Me:ooh baby clothes like shit lets get it

Raven:I got the best present

Me:wat

Raven:my presence and love

Me:give me a present or get out

Raven:ok here u go

Me:a gift card with $300 worth of baby food thxx girl ur aunties getting y'all out da way*points and looks at her stomach

Prod:I got chuu this lil sis 😈😈😈😈😈

Me:condoms really

Prod:wat????? I no how u and ray like to get y'all freak on aint tht y we at a baby shower 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Me:I should smack u but I'm pregnant😡😡😡😡😈👿👿😈😾😾😾😾🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥u 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷u🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘u🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔neck looking ass bitch

Prod:wateva

Me:wat *gets up and grabs his neck and put him up against the wall*

Prod:nothing

Everybody:breon get off him ur pregnant sit down

Roc:damn ray u got a job on ur hands

Ray:I no bout I can handle her

Me:*gets up walks to roc* nigga u want it to

Roc:no ma'am

I sit down and guess wat happens

CLIFFHANGER

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