Septiplier One-shots

Happy Birthday, Mark!

Watch the video when I tell you to get what is going on! And by the way! We reached 101 votes! That is.....AJHhdjwbHHFdgsNSNnAjjHHHHDGhJVfHBfV!!??!?;?;;?;??;!;#&#7# %uh db!

Anyway, thank you so much! To be honest, I thought my writing was crap! So, for celebratory reasons, I made this! This is probably not very good...(Most of my writings are inspires by what I see around me!)

I don't own the video!

~Mark POV~

I haven't seen jack in a while. I wonder where he went. I wonder where he-

"Oh, Markimoo~" I heard jack say.

"Yeah?" I shouted back, not knowing where he was.

"Come out on the patio~" I shrugged and went to the patio to see a girl with her back to me. She was sitting on the ledge.

(Play the video. XD.)

"Who are you?" Then they turned around.

"HI, MY NAMES JACKLANDA!" it was Jack. He had on a a short pink skirt, and a white tank top. His lips were covered in red lipstick, which wasn't badly done and a green wig.

"YOUR SUCH A HOTTIE!" He said as he fanned himself. I just froze starring at him. He didn't look half bad...

"CAN I KISS YOU? I WANT YOUR BODY!" he started to rub his sides and air thrust.

I started blushing from that, but I was laughing now, too.

"CAN I KISS YOU? I WANT YOUR BODY!" Jack was now shimming his shoulders, shaking his fake boobs.

"WHY YOU NO LIKE ME? I SO PRETTY! CAN I KISS YOU? I WANT YOUR BODY!" He said while osing on a very sexy way, while wiggling his eyebrows. I started backing out of the room with him following me. I was hoping he would.

"Oh my gahd! Why did you leave? IS IT BECAUSE OF MY LIPS? OR MY ENORMOUS ROUND HIPS?" He said, shaking his ass.

"I DON'T KN-" I slammed him against the wall. He smirked, knowing he had won.

"Happy birthday, mark." He said as I started kissing his neck.

Happy birthday indeed.

I promise, not all of these...things! Will be like this! I swear. I swear! But anyway hope you liked this short ass chapter!

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