Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand 2

Dress Shopping...

So I had to go dress shopping today...
I figured I would do something in common things I think or say while dress shopping...

Hehe...

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Me: Mom can you zip this up all the way for me?
Mom: ...it is zipped all the way.
Me: ...well
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Looks cute on the rack!
*puts on*
WHAT THE--
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Me: What is up with the stitching on this dress?
Mom: They give your body shap--
Me: *drops dress and walks away*
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WHY IS THIS SO FREAKING SHORT!?
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WHAT IS UNDER MY ARMPITS!?
Oh it's hair.
Unless that's a small forest.
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Me: Well mom there are three problems with this.
Mom: What's wrong with it?
Me: *lifts arms*
Mom: *cringe*
Me: *spins*
Mom: *wince*
Me: *shows back*
Mom: *squeak*
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Should I put this on over my head or step into it? (I'm not sure why I always wonder about this...but I'm a weirdo so...)
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AND NOW FOR THE SHOES!
*casually "falls" out window*