"DIBS!" Harper, my best friend screams as Chris Evans smiles on the screen. A groan escapes my lips and she starts laughing.
"Sorry Charlie! I called him first!" She says laughing. I roll my eyes and cross my arms.
"That only works cuz it's my name asshat!" I say with a grumble.She starts laughing and I just glare at her.
"You ALWAYS get them before I do! It's not fair!" I say with a sigh. She looks at me with an "are you kidding" look."It's not my fault you're always busy with sports and work." Harper says standing up pulling me with her.
"Let's go lazy ass! The mall is calling our names!" She says flashing me her shiny debit card in my face.I roll my eyes and shake my head at my idiotic friend.
"Ya know I'm still in pajamas right?" I say with a laugh. She looks down at my appearance and shrugs."You'll get all the guys!" She says with a smile. She starts to walk toward the door and she stops in her tracks, turns around and smirks at me.
"That is if you call dibs first!" She says running to the car. I groan and look down at my pajamas. I have booty shorts on exposing my giant thighs, a tank top on and some fuzzy socks.I take a deep breath before sprinting up the stairs and grabbing some ripped washed jean short shorts, a tank top that says "aloha" with stitch on it, and my flip flops.
I run down the stairs grabbing my phone on the way out the door. I run to Harper's car and hop in.
"Took ya long enough." She says with a smirk. I roll my eyes and smack her arm as she starts driving. I start to shimmy my way out of my shorts and finally succeed.
"Nice underwear lacy." She says while laughing. I glare at her and start to shimmy my way into my jean shorts.
"Charlie, your ass is too big to change in a moving vehicle." She says as we come to a stop light. I finally get them on and slump back in my seat.
I take my shirt off revealing my black bra that has some lace and a bow and Harper taps my leg. I look next to her and she's smirking and pointing out the window. I turn my head and see two guys staring at me with smirks.
I grab my shirt and cover myself while glaring at the two guys. Harper leans over and taps my shoulder. I lean towards her still glaring at the two "gentlemen" to my right.
"I call dibs on the blonde." She says and start laughing as I groan and throw my head back.
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We finally arrive at the mall and I just finished putting on some mascara, eyeliner, and lipgloss that I have stashed in her car, we start searching for a parking space.
Because apparently every single human being decided to be at the mall today.
Yay.
As I'm looking for one, I see a black car pulling out.
"THERE GO GO GO!" I yell pointing to the close parking spot. She sees it and starts after it and of course as soon as we are about to pull in, another car quickly parks there.Ok here's something y'all should know... Harper, she's a crazy driver... If you piss her off while she's driving... You basically just summoned satan.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" Harper yells while smacking the steering wheel. I groan and roll my window down as the people step out of the car.
"Hey! This was our parking spot you asshats!" I yell to the two. They turn around and my cheeks flush.
Why.
Why me.
Seriously God. Really. THEM!
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Dibs
HumorTwo girls who happen to be the best of friends find themselves in a little game. Over the years their friendship has developed and so has the game. The game is called Dibs. Whenever one of girls sees a guy they find attractive they call dibs. The gi...