1- Don't annoy me
2 - Don't talk to me about my exes
3- Don't mention anything about anything I hate
4- Be like my close friends
5- If I insult you don't insult me back
6- Don't call me for fun
7- Don't call me if your bored
8- in fact just don't call me at all
9- Don't wake me up between 6am till 2pm
10- Don't bug me while I'm watching cat videos
11 - Don't talk about my siblings
12- Don't talk about pizza
13- Don't even eat pizza
14- Pizza is mine
15- Don't show my pictures of pizza from your phone
16- Don't send me pics of yourself
17- in fact don't send me pics at all 18- don't send me those weird chain letters or whatever the fuck they call them because if you do I'll cut off your head and chop it off and I'll put it in a pot and start stiring your head and watch you scream in pain and maybe garnish it a little bit with some salt and pepper and then take your head out and feed it some wolves or stray dogs ok
23- I forgot which number I reached and I'm too lazy to check so I'm just gonna guess and yah
24- Don't send me videos that aren't funny because your just wasting my time
25- Buy me food pls
26- Don't ask me about my parents only if your a close friend then your allowed to ask me
27- Don't ask me about my siblings idfc who your are unless your one of my bff's
28- I hate everyone
29- Don't even try to talk to me on my period
30- Don't ask me about my husbands
31 - Don't ask about my 3 boyfriends
32 - Don't even ask if I'm taken or married
33- Don't ask me about fb
34- Don't ask me about insta
35- Don't ask me about Twitter
36 - Don't ask me about sc
37- Don't ask me about ccc
38- Don't ask me about skype or viber or tango
39- Don't ask about kik
40- Don't ask about my close friends
41- Don't ask me about my selfies
42- Don't ask me about my edits
43- Don't ask me about my makeup
44- Don't ask me about my eyebrows
45- Don't ask me about my makeup palettes
46- Don't ask me about my favourite food because I'm married
47- Don't ask about my favourite movies
48- Don't ask about my fears or phobias
49- Don't talk to me if your a pervert
50- Don't talk to me if your sexually attracted to carpets
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