ch. 5 oh poopy doopy

30 1 0
                                    

Julies pov
excuse me? he needs me? What ew. I dont like him.
He is irrelevant.
"Didn't your dad just die?"
"Yea but I'm adopted."
"How do you know that?"
"Bc I'm older than jacob and look nothing like him."
"Oh."
Well I certainly donut feel bad.

Bobbies pov
wow. I think she loves me too
"I don't love, or like, you bob. I love shrek and jacob, sorry not sorry."
Oh okay. Well then. Now I'm sad fo real. She was my one and only luv. RawrXD^-^ now, I'm gonna kill myself. I run out of the room, go to the bathroom and kill myself. I hang myself. Whoops. I feel my lungs loose air. Yasss. Well now I'm dead whoops.

Julie pov
Did he kill himself? Lol idc tbh
"JACOB I THINK BOB KILL ED HIMSELF OMG AHHHHHH WAT EVEN BRO YO BRO!" I screamed looking at the hanging body. Oh no. No oh. My oh my. I see jacob run into the room and burst into teers. Woow. I pick up the body, put it in a big black garbage bag, and throw it in the trash can. I watch as the garbage truck comes and takes the "garbage" away. Sad. I go back upstairs and comfort jacob. "It's okay boi." "NO IT ISNT OMG?!?! HE WAS MY SON EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ADOPTED I WUVED HIM. GOD YOURE SO SELFISH GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU MINION AND NEVER COME BACK IN!!!" ouch. Tears crowd my eye sockets line and I run out the room sobbing. I run to shrek and hug him. "Bob's dead." "This iris out chance, kill him!" "I...i can't....no yet." I know now. i love jacob, too.

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Jul 07, 2016 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Love WarWhere stories live. Discover now