Archae Academy

That Narcissist of a Pear and Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice?

Ayres' POV
A strange world was appearing in front of my eyes. The deep blue night was speckled with stars. Planets, moons, and things alike illuminated the night. A school it seems was in front of me, on a....... floating island? A dusty blue bridge appeared in an instant while floating violet lamps guided me my way across the bridge. Strangely enough I wasn't scared, I wasn't worried, I felt peaceful? "Welcome!" "What, who's there, show yourself!", I screamed into the emptiness before me, "Don't be afraid little one, I am the headmaster and you have arrived at Archae Academy."

"I don't know what kind of crazy you are but, this is beyond me, Headmaster? What type of place has that anymore." I blurted this out before I could contain myself. "Honey, I'm spice and eveeeerryything nice!" The voice was shot back.

Man I'm going crazy I thought. First floating things now, a crazy stalker. WAIITT!" The voice was back. Already though, I could feel my consciousness slipping away into a deep and serene sleep.
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Birds chirped in my ears and my covers were suddenly thrown off me. WAIT HOW DID I GET HERE!? I frantically scrambled out of the sheets and face planted onto to the floor. Great way to start the day me, I thought to myself. I rolled over and opened my eyes and found myself face to face with a.... pear? Is face to face even the right term? My nose was touching the cold surface of it and it started to vibrate. A rich laughter soon filled the air, "I know I'm attractive but you don't have to throw yourself at me." The pear had spoken? Panicking even more, I slammed my head backwards against the board of the bed in my sad attempt to get away. "I know beauty is pain but, I never thought it would actually hurt the person that was attracted to my dashing looks" The voice said.

Okay definitely going crazy, floating things, stalker headmaster, and narcissistic pear, great, my life is fantabulous, I know thats a new low, using fantabulous as a word. -Shudder- POOF A person had appeared in the place the egotistic pear. Instead a boy my age stood, raven black hair and piercing green eyes met my plain features of mousy brown hair and hazel eyes. "Too awestruck by the piece of artwork in front of you?" Even in human form the pear was still as annoying.

     "How? You, pear, poof, magic, ego big enough to fit the universe, pearrr?????" I was sputtering out random things as he just looked down on my 5'10 frame, I'm tall but he towers over me. Images flashed through my mind, mystical creatures, magic, an old lady, trainees and more things came. I suddenly understood where I was.... Kinda.

     "Erm hi? Earth to Ayres." "AGGGHHHHHH how do you know my name u psychotic creepy egotistic stalker?! Hold on first off, why. the. heck. a-"Shhhhhh no time for chit chat about my stunning features time to tour the academy!"
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Im so bad with monologue forgive me. Anyways I hope you like the chapter a bit boring now but I'll try to make it more entertaining.