Random Things I Do, Be a Warned, They May Be Weird

My parents become suspicious

I write dirty fanfics,
Emily looks at what I'm writing
Laughs nervously and runs for it,
SHE MUSNT KNOW!!!!!!
Now me parents look suspicious
Dad asks what I'm doing
UMMMMMMMMMMM..... LIFE YEAH... IM DOING LIFE
keeps running
Reaches room
Slams door X3
Feels like a total idiot
Looks out window
Sees a super fat squirrel
Acts like its a Sandshrew and throws fake poke-ball at it
Totally fails
Poke-ball falls out window
Neighbors look suspiciously at me as I retrieve the poke-ball
Run back inside yelling (my version of singing) new divide by linkin park
Feels like a total shit
A total bossing shit