The Username Trap

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real__pcy:
Hey babe. Thanks for last night. 😚 I had fun.

real__pcy:
I hope you reply.

real__pcy:
Or maybe nasobrahan tayo kagabi kaya hindi ka makapagtype man lang? :--))
Seen 8:31 am.

real__pcy:
Aw, seen lang? :(
Seen 8:33 am.

real__pcy:
Hindi ka ba nag-enjoy kagabi? Am I not good?

byunb:
Oh, hey. Sorry, medyo busy but yeah, nag-enjoy ako sobra.

real__pcy:
Oh, good to hear babe! ;)

byunb:
Lol.

byunb:

Real, I think there is a problem though.

real__pcy:
Why are you calling me real? That's not my name.
You promised me last night that you'd call me Chan.

byunb:
Oh... yeah, I did? Chan!

real__pcy:
There ya go. What problem?

byunb:
I think buntis ako.

real__pcy:
WHAT?!

real__pcy:
SABI MO LAST NIGHT OKAY NA BASTA MAY CONDOM!!!!1!1

byunb:
I know... but I also did not expect this!

real__pcy:
SHIT! Nakabuntis ako sa first time ko?!

byunb:
PERO REAL MAY ISA PANG PROBLEMA

real__pcy:
Ano? Kinakabahan ako, Bea.

byunb:
PROBLEM IS...

real__pcy:
What???

byunb:
TANGINA KANG MALANDI KA! LALAKI AKO!

byunb:
AT KUNG SINO MAN YANG BEA NA SINUNDOT MO NG 

NOTA MO KAGABI EH HINDI AKO YUN.

byunb:
BAEKHYUN ANG PANGALAN KO KINGINA KA!! AT HINDI AGAD 

AGAD NALALAMAN NA BUNTIS ANG BABAE RIGHT AFTER SEX BOBO K BAH?!?!

byunb:

NOW PAKYU, GET LOST!

byunb logged out.

real__pcy:
TANGINA MO. PINAGALITAN KO NA SI JUNJUN 

TAPOS HINDI PALA TOTOO. GAGO KA PRE.